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Scorpio Zodiac Tote
A lot of people think that astrology is bullshit (those people are probably Capricorns).
We don't give a shit! It's fun!
Celebrate your Sun sign (and your moon, and your rising, and...) with these hefty organic totes.
Aries - This bag contains a lighter and aggressive enthusiasm
Taurus - This bag contains a scented candle and cancelled plans
Gemini - This bag contains my personality. All of them, in fact
Cancer - This bag contains a journal and introversion
Leo - This bag contains glitter and charisma
Virgo - This bag contains itineraries and house plants
Libra - This bag contains multiple chapsticks and multiple love letters
Scorpio - This bag contains none of your f*cking business
Sagittarius - This bag contains chaos and bail money
Capricorn - This bag contains sunblock & efficiency
Aquarius - This bag contains a beach towel & a portal to another dimension
Pisces - This bag contains tarot cards & intuition